Jeff Houghton hosts a show here in Springfield called "The Mystery Hour." He does a bit where he tells his audience about things he has noticed in life. Here are some examples from his show, last Friday.
- When I came home today I thought my wife surprised me with an HDTV, but it turns out she just dusted off the screen.
- I couldn't get my dog to stop peeing on the carpet, so I have up and started putting carpet cleaner in his water dish.
- My neighbor has had a 'moving sale' every weekend for the last two years.
- I bet that when they were making the seating chard for the typewriter that 'm' and 'n' were really excited to sit by each other because they were already friends.
- My twitter account got hacked, but what sucked most about it was that 'hacked me' is way cooler than regular me.
- That I had an embarassing moment the other day. I asked a woman if she was pregnant... she wasn't... she was a man.
- Sometimes I will put grapes in with my raisin bran. I like to think of it as taking kids on a field trip to an old folks home.
Check out more of Jeff and what he has to say at The Mystery Hour.
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