Metrosexual Worship Leader

Wouldn't it be awesome to say, "You'll love my church and the music. We have a 78-point metrosexual worship leader"? Or if you were driving by a church and you saw a hipster "42" in the corner of the sign, you'd know instantly how metro the worship experience was going to be. Jonathan Acuff created an easy rating system to analyze how metrosexual your worship leader is:

1) Has a faux hawk hairstyle..........................................+1

2) Has more product in his hair than your wife.........+1

3) Has Rob Bell-style, black-rimmed glasses.............+1

4) Attends the Catalyst Conference..............................+1

5) Owns white Puma, Vans, or Diesel sneakers.........+2

for each pair

6) Wears jeans on stage.................................................+1

7) Wears designer jeans on stage.................................+1

8) Wears designer ladies jeans on stage.....................+1

9) Wears one of those Castro revolution hats...........+1

10) Drinks coffee you didn't know even existed........+1

11) Has a handlebar mustache......................................+1

12) Good at frisbee but hates getting sweaty.............+1

13) Owns a white belt.....................................................+2

14) Wears a scarf with a t-shirt.....................................+1

15) Wears a winter knit hat even in the summer.......+2

16) Owns a red and black flannel shirt........................+2

17) Named his kid after a color, number, or city.......+2

18) Casually references Norwegian punk bands

you've never heard of..............................................+2

19) Wears a tie.................................................................-1

20) Wears a tie as a belt................................................+2

21) Looks as if he might exfoliate................................+2

22) Has a man bag..........................................................+2

23) Has a tattoo..............................................................+2

24) Has a visible tattoo.................................................+4

25) Wife accompanies him on stage and

plays the tambourine..............................................-4

26) Was formerly in a punk new wave band.............+2

27) Is currently in a punk new wave band.................+3

28) Twitters and updates his blog while

leader worship........................................................+3

29) His toddler dresses better/cooler than you.......+3

30) Owns every NOOMA dvd.......................................+3

The point system is out of 50 points.

0 = Hymnal Hero

50 = Metrotastical